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I'm doing some last minute planning for the Lumberjack and I came across this on their website:

The aid station will be stocked with Perpetuem this year, not Heed. There will also be Powerade, oranges, bananas, nuts, cookies, P&J, jerky, gummies, Hammer Gel, e-caps, pretzels and Coca Cola.

MMM, free jerky...